{"product_id":"official-youre-about-as-pleasant-as-an-itchy-butthole","title":"Official Youre About As Pleasant As An Itchy Butthole Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003ePremium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReal talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks – vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eStudio-Grade Print\u003c\/strong\u003e – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric That Delivers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eCotton Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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